Moses...

I LOVE the movie "The Ten Comandments"! It is the ultimate in camp. The scene with Moses and Nephrateri (Moses ex girlfriend) is classic. The lines are great "does your Shepard girl grate garlic on her skin or is soft and subtle like mine, are her lips rough and chapped with by the desert sun, or soft and red like pomergranite as mine, does she smell like me, of frankincense and roses, or like a goat" I want to date someone have them leave me for someone else so that I can use that line on him. Its classic! Yul Brynner in those short skirts... Fantastic! What about the party scene while Moses goes for the 10 commandments, those Israelites know how to party. Mrs. Pharaoh was such a bitch "Ramses do you hear laughter... I do its the laughter of the Pharaohs before you laughing at you Ramses, defeated by the son of a slave" love it.
Or in the move the part when the Jews leave Egypt, I swear its a 20 minute scene, it is so campy.
So people look forward to Easter for the candy, going to church celebrating the basis of Christianity, I look forward to "Ten Commandments" with crazy old Charlton Heston and sexy as hell Yul Brynner.